It’s Friday Somewhere

I wrote almost an entire post and it evaporated into the ethers so here is the gist because it’s Friday and I have to nap before LOUD CHILD HOME ALL WEEKEND begins.

Sitting here listening to this.

I woke up like this.  You could too.  Starbucks in my cup, pineapple coconut fritter from Sesame Donuts in my bellbell.

donut love

Went to Fred Meyer not only wearing leggings with a shirt that doesn’t cover my butt(but is awesome and beloved by every child that ever saw it), they are also the clothes I slept in.  And they have a hole.  I am a person of Walmart, sans Walmart.

werk 2

Now listening to this.  Because not only am I a person of Walmart, I am as old as dirt.  Dirt that was excavated from a 45 year old hole.  Not the one in my leggings.

DOG.  Hole not visible therefore does not exist.  That’s what she said.

dog and a hole 2

Now this because I wanna be a Tenenbaum when I grow up.

I’m Batmom(verified). Sometimes even Batmom needs a bang trim.

still batmom

And this because it melds my dreams of Tenenbaumitis and 70’s easy listening but it has a good beat and you can dance to it.  And you really should.  It’s Friday, bitches and it’s 5 o’clock somewhere.

And this one because it played automatically after Julio and freaking CHEVY CHASE.  I’m feeling Fletch in my not so distant future.  Also, Paul Simon is a motherfucking baller.

If I’ve made one person chairdance today was totally worth it.  If I’ve made anyone play a fake instrument my life was totally worth it.  Happy, happy you fabulous weirdos.

 

joules

I’m a 44 something Scorpio who does not at all enjoy getting caught in the rain. I’m a mom to one whirling dervish, a former child and family therapist and reformed social worker. I have fought the monsters called Depression and Addiction for a lifetime. I want to be a part of the kindness movement. I want to be honest and real, sharing my struggles and successes on my path with others navigating their own. I want to lift up other women and be uplifted by them. I want to honor the bits between right and wrong, black and white – the grays, the ish. The place where life is actually lived.

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I’m a 44 something Scorpio who does not at all enjoy getting caught in the rain. I’m a mom to one whirling dervish, a former child and family therapist and reformed social worker. I have fought the monsters called Depression and Addiction for a lifetime. I want to be a part of the kindness movement. I want to be honest and real, sharing my struggles and successes on my path with others navigating their own. I want to lift up other women and be uplifted by them. I want to honor the bits between right and wrong, black and white – the grays, the ish. The place where life is actually lived.

  6 comments for “It’s Friday Somewhere

  1. Tia
    February 20, 2015 at 12:11 pm

    You made me chair dance, and sing along 🙂
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  2. Shevaun
    February 24, 2015 at 12:45 am

    Welp. I give you my punk(lite) roots http://youtu.be/yBE7ANSePLI
    And the whole reason I love Paul Simon http://youtu.be/yBE7ANSePLI

    • March 6, 2015 at 11:27 am

      Loves it! But the links are the same, why do you love PS? I needs to know!

  3. February 28, 2015 at 1:24 pm

    ‘LOUD CHILD HOME ALL WEEKEND begins’

    lol so damn true!

    xxx

    • March 6, 2015 at 11:27 am

      Double that in your house. 🙂

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