My mind is stuck. I’m walking in circles, jitterbugging from task to task, checking nothing off my list. The groove my mind is circling is getting so deep I might actually make it to HK in 2014. Perseveration soothes the savage beast. Namely me.
I truly can’t focus. And I am sad.
Life is hard, but we’ve got each other. And sometimes each others do funny shit.
It’s either laugh or lose it.
Today I choose not to lose it.
Creed, the unsung hero of Dunder Mifflin.
Kate, fucking shit up since the island.
People, fucking shit up since the giddyup.
Babies laughing, the #1 most effective form of soul salve
Skittles, taste the rainbow. You know he has. Local peeps, take him home with you.
If hearing a Black Eyed Pea singing l’chaim in autotune doesn’t make your jaw ache from laughter, then I don’t even know who you are right now. That + beat = rump shakin.
What you got, y’all? Throw your funny up for us all to share.
Pretty please with Cadbury mini eggs on top.
Jk, get yer own.