I am Awesome

 That’s me over there—>sunnies

I’m Joules.  I rule.  At rhyming.

Probably at other things too, but when writing an About Me page it’s de rigueur to fluster and bluster and not say much of anything at all.

No?  Just me then?  Well.  This is embarrassing.  Hmm.  Did I mention that that’s me over there—>?

I’m still Joules and I still rule.

Names I get called – Ju, Juju, Jujubee, Babes, Dawg(those Communists think they’re soo funny) and Auntie.

My hobbies include reading, general silliness, writing general silliness, geek pursuits such as comics and science fiction, television, reading, cooking for friends, Pinteresting, planning parties, maintaining an even strain and reading.

I’m a 46 year old Scorpio who does not at all enjoy getting caught in the rain.  I’m a homeschooling mom to one whirling dervish, a former child and family therapist and reformed social worker.  I have fought the monsters called Depression and Addiction for a lifetime and continue to face the former beast on the battlefield from time to time.

I want to be a part of the kindness movement.  I want to be honest and real, sharing my struggles and successes on my path with others navigating their own.  I want to lift up other women and be uplifted by them.  I want to marvel at, and revel in, the similarities AND the differences in all of us.  I want to honor the bits between right and wrong, black and white – the grays, the ish.  The place where life is actually lived.

*Dudes may also apply.  Whoever you may be, you can always sit with us.

That’s Rilo over there—>Bring da pain

Primary aliases include, but are not limited to – Bubs, Bubba T. Bubberson, Duke, Skinny Bone Jones, Skinnamarink and Ghostface Killah.  No verification available in regards to the hindmost name.  That is to say, the name in the rear or the posterior name.

The guy’s got moves that you’ve never seen and can talk anyone, alive or dead, under the table, over the table, in any configuration involving a table that you can imagine.

His hobbies include loudness, being loud, participating in loud activities, hanging out in loud or loud adjacent places.  Also, anything involving long poking, sword-like objects, ninja kicks and video games with his dad.  Also, reading.

That’s Chad over there—>son of castro

I call him Babe, Babes or Babe Baberson.  He also goes by the Cat Whisperer, Sir Toots Alot and Undercover Lover.  

He can currently be found somewhere loudly cursing my name for placing his face on the internets, most likely because of all the work the fine people at Witness Protection put into his new identity.  I keep telling him that no one cares if he’s Castro’s illegitimate son, but it’s all blah blah blah, son of a despot, yadda yadda yadda, beware my guerrillas and so on.  

His hobbies include cat locating, butlering, promotion of international relations with our neighbors to the north(aboot, eh, hockey, Bieber), internetting, snoozing and cruisin’ for bruisin’s.  Also, beer.

joules

68 Posts | Member since 2012-08-17
I’m a 44 something Scorpio who does not at all enjoy getting caught in the rain. I’m a mom to one whirling dervish, a former child and family therapist and reformed social worker. I have fought the monsters called Depression and Addiction for a lifetime. I want to be a part of the kindness movement. I want to be honest and real, sharing my struggles and successes on my path with others navigating their own. I want to lift up other women and be uplifted by them. I want to honor the bits between right and wrong, black and white – the grays, the ish. The place where life is actually lived.

  2 comments for “I am Awesome

  1. chad
    September 12, 2014 at 1:17 pm

    I call him Babe, Babes, Babe Baberson or sometimes

    Sometimes what??????

    • September 12, 2014 at 3:30 pm

      And then I remember why I married you.

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